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The moment I pulled these assembly instructions from the box of a bookcase my wife ordered online, I got chills, since I’d literally just posted the same advice to my readers. Am I quantum-entangled with a Chinese furniture manufacturer?

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Forman is an award-winning writer from the Pacific Northwest. Regrettably, none of his awards are for his writing.