Whose Cat is This?

Lost bobcat

I’m out here every day busting my hump to bring you comedy. You should see my hump. It’s fucked.

Then I look out my window and see this cat I don’t recognize. I grab my phone and start filming. Its coat is gorgeous. I’m discreet. In a moment, it’s over.

Later, I share the video with my wife, who has the idea to take it to Nextdoor, or as I like to call it, MAGA Substack.

It’s a sensation.

80 comments and running.

• “Bobcat!”

• “Bobcat!”

• “Bobcat!”

Nextdoor sends her a message welcoming her to the creator economy:

She’s racking up tens of thousands of views while Flights of the Moorglade is this little twin-engine Cessna lucky to ferry a coupla passengers to Fairbanks twice a month.

How can I recreate this success? I don’t want to re-invent the wheel.

I got it!

I’ll post a pic of my own to Nextdoor, and ask my neighbors:

“What kind of dog is this?”